1996 Waterbury Open - Happy Gilmore - Unisex Sweatshirt rad Earning Employee of the Month

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" Bold white Western-serif text reads "CAPTAIN HOOK" above light blue text reading "FISH AND CHIPS" flanked by anchor icons

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1996 Waterbury Open - Happy Gilmore - Unisex Sweatshirt rad Earning Employee of the MonthAmateur golf tournaments exist for accountants and dentists to feel athletic, not for hockey players to work through anger issues with a nine iron. Waterbury witnessed something that year that no country club bylaws were prepared for. Inspired by Happy Gilmore. The Details: Distressed light blue angular serif text reads "WATERBURY" across the top. A light blue semicircular arch sits below, with white italic serif text reading "OPEN" centered inside